Tuesday, August 26, 2008

More Than Just Another Socialite


Genevieve Jones is one of my favorite New York socialites. She always looks put together and relaxed unlike most of her "nose in the air" counter parts. On top of that she's creatively talented in the design department and has come out with a jewelery/handbag line inspired by her travels in Thailand. Here's a peep.


You know where to click to see the rest.

I Hope This Isn't True


Dre's son reportedly died this weekend. Click the title for the story.

Your 5 Year Old Is A Freak

This backs up my desire to NOT have kids.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Oh Hell Naw Bitch!


When I first saw this spread of Mimi in Fashion Rocks magazine, I thought they'd mistaken Mrs.Cannon for porn star Mary Carey until I read the article. Jesus wept because even he didn't recognize her.

Kerry Washington in Giant Magazine




I love her. That's it.

I Wanna Ball with Yao Ming


Me and Michelle wanna play some b-ball with Yao. Is there some kind of a make a wish foundation that doesn't require you to be dying? C'mon check out this clip and try to deny your desire to shoot some hoops with him.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! How are you suppose to block that? You can't!!! He doesn't even have to jump to make a basket, he for sure just has it in his contract somewhere that he has to at least fake jump for the sake of the other players pride. This man's a beast, Shaq couldn't even take him down. Did y'all see that cheap slap he threw at Yao. Low blow Shaq Low blow. Speaking of Shaq this girl has slapped him with a restraining order.

That's ATL rapper "MaryJane" and after she told him he couldn't wax that ass no more Shaq threatened to "blackball" her from the industry. Damn Shaq, so it's like that now? Click on the title post for more deets on that disaster. Anyways if anyone out there can make my wish come true or has Yao on speed dial let me know!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Random Thought of the Day


I've been reading a lot lately about all the controversy and new laws coming out against the wearing of jeans below your underwear and the word "saggin" is one that comes up over and over again. It made me wonder why do white people call it "saggin" when black folks wear their pants real low? After doing some checking on the origin of the word, yeah I did my homework, I thought I'd spell it back backwards... OH HELL NAW!!! BASTARDS GOT US AGAIN!!!

"Buns" Arrested...Again...No Really Again


Belly is deff in my top 10 best movies and after re watching it this weekend I searched the net to cop the soundtrack and came by some articles on DMX and brother has not been doing good lately...AT ALL! Apparently he's been recently arrested for the 6th time this summer only and here's the mugshot.

HOTDAMN!! In the immortal words of Jamie Foxx "I ain't saying he a crack head...just crackish". Naw he's a crack head!
Speaking of Belly it saddens me to report that there is a sequel that has been made starring The Game and that girl from Coming To America.

Why do people always have to fuck with a good thing? I wouldn't be down even if it starred the entire original cast. Wait till y'all see the trailer.

Thank you lawd that this was a straight to DVD release!

The Royal Tennen-Ronsons

Harpers Bazaar did a piece on rock royalty kids The Ronson's for their September issue and this is how it went.




I think Bazzar missed it again.

MAC Brings Back Studio 54


The 80's flashbacks are done and now I can rock feathered hair and this sick 70's mini dress I've been waiting to strut around in. Mac's new F/W 2008 line is brining back the days of David Bowie and Glam Rock so throw on your platforms and cut a mean rug y'all! Check out the line by clicking the title post.

"Who Protects Me From You?"

This post is brought to you by the police dept of MTL who can suck my dick!


Michelle and I got into some trouble last week and I'm still pissed about it now! If you want the deets check out her blog on my roll. I got wasted, did my nails and chilled out in Ottawa this weekend and I'm still pissed! At least I have my Dilla track on blast.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Jam of the Week

This jam has been around since last fall but I just found the official video and nearly pissed myself with excitement! After hearing "Smell Yo Dick" and "My Candy" Riskay officially became one of my fav female rappers! Check it out.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Tyra Mail


Tyra Banks channeled her inner first lady for her latest spread in the September issue of Harper's Bazaar and here are the results.





Personally I think the spread is terrible. Considering the fact that the whole point was to channel Michelle Obama I think Bazaar went with the wrong model. All I see is crazy Tyra trying to model the concept as best she can and it looks really forced. I think a more media unknown model would have been much better choice because then you wouldn't solely be focusing on the model rather then the photo as a whole. And I was not focusing on Tyra in a good way but break me off a piece of that fine Obama model look a like please.

The Trillest Bad Bitch


I don't know if many of you know that one of the biggest and most ruthless drug lords in US history was a woman but if you've seen Cocaine Cowboys (sick documentary) then you know I'm talking about Griselda Blanco better known as The Godmother. If you don't know about The Godmother then check out the article Maxim just did oh her and be sure to cop Cocaine Cowboys 1 & 2 because it will school you on some serious American History. Here's an excerpt of the article "In her utter ruthlessness, Blanco was unique. If you purchased drugs from her and failed to pay her back promptly, Blanco would kill you. If she bought drugs from you and didn’t feel like paying, she would kill you. When ordering a hit, Blanco instructed her assassins to kill everybody in the vicinity, including women and children. But the violence paid off. Soon the Godmother ran a distribution network stretching from coast to coast, had thousands of employees, and was raking in $80 million a month." Damn that's some real shit! Click the title for the rest of the story.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

No Subway Sauce? Call the Popo!

When I read this story I kept thinking "Please don't be black, please don't be black." Yeah that was another wish that didn't come true.

Apparently motherfucka up top called the cops when a Subway worker forgot to put sauce on his sandwich! Then he called 911 again to complain that the cops weren't arriving fast enough! He was arrested for making false 911 calls. Oh Lawd have mercy!

Monday, August 4, 2008

Eva's Got Her Bird Chest Proper On!


I don't know if Eva is modeling the shoes or the haystack but this photo is all sorts of wrong!

Roberto Cavalli for...Coca Cola?


Coca Cola has tapped famed fashion designer Roberto Cavalli to revamp their line of Diet Coke. Coming just in time for Milan Fashion Week the bottle line will be sold exclusively in Italy during the months of September through December or until all 300,000 bottles are sold. The bottles are decked out in true Cavalli fashion with animal prints and will deff make drinking a diet coke a sexier thing. I want one so bad!

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Is This For Real?


Have these niggas not heard of D'Angelo? It's this kind of shit that ruined the brother but then again you have to get somewhere before you can be ruined.

Friday, August 1, 2008

At Least He's Showing Interest In Politics

AirBama by Robust Flavor


This is the hottest Obama shirt I've seen the entire campaign! Cop yours y'all!

The tee is also available in white.

It's to see because of the white on white scheme going on but you get the point.

I Get Head In The Strangest Places

Strangest Places

There's just something homo erotic about all his homies watching him get head.