Thursday, July 31, 2008

Keepin' It Real Or Lookin' For Some Street Cred?

Oh Lord Jesus have mercy on us black folk!!

This can't be real! Why was that so grainy and pixelized? Nigga must of been using a cell phone cuz that was shit camera work at its best. My question is all that for what exactly? All 40 did was walk around the car saying "nig, nig, nig, nig, nig", hop into a chauffeured Benz, go to a corner store and then go to some broke ass apartment all while dissing Weezy. C'mon now if you're going to go through all the trouble of finding and stopping an Escalade, you could have atleast broken a car window or something not just walked away because a window wouldn't go down. Too many studio gangsta's out there on the real.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Sex Without A Condom Is The New Engagement Ring


Interesting...

5 Year Old's Mission To Get Some Titties


This must be one epic little boy because at 5 he's established that he's not gonna let anything stop him from being suronded by bitches with big tits! His IQ should be checked to see if he's a genius because not only did this tyke actually make it across the highway without getting killed but he also stopped for refreshments along the way and seems to have a keen sense of direction. Oh yeah and his daycare can anticipate lawsuit on the real.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

50's New Vitamin Water Commerical


Carrie Underwood? Uh Huh! Riiiiite!

I'm sure most of you don't even remember the first one either.

Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh.

Photoshop At Its Finest Y'all



I guess congrats are in order to Nelly for being P.Diddy's first celeb rep for the Sean John underwear line. I've never noticed before myself, but has boy always been this ripped?

Is Sony Playstation Starting Another Sierra Leone?




"At the center of the conflict is the unrefined metallic ore, coltan. After processing, coltan turns into a powder called tantalum, which is used extensively in a wealth of western electronic devices including cell phones, computers and, of course, game consoles."

"Kids in Congo were being sent down mines to die so that kids in Europe and America could kill imaginary aliens in their living rooms," said Ex-British Parliament Member Oona King.

This shit's mad fucked up! Click the title to get the full article.

Lil Wayne- Got Money

Is this Lil Wayne's idea of reparations?

Now if only this idea became reality I'd be all over that like Tyrone at the 5 'o clock crack give away! Who the shizz is Mack Maine anyways?? Whatevs.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

I Don't Know...


Lately I've been wanting to see a movie but seeing as it's gotten to the point where you have to take out a small loan to actually see one (11$ a tix not including snacks!), I only see about 2 or 3 a year. However, I've kinda been enticed to see this new joint mostly because Method's in it, but that still doesn't guarantee that it'd be worth the 20$ I'd be dropping (gummies and a drink total to 8$ on top of the 11$). Yeah my cheap ass does the math but c'mon now we all do! Here's the trailer.

This movie just seems like a less gritty, more free spirit version of KIDS or something along that. If you've seen it, let me know what's up.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Click Your Ruby Reds 3 Times


"If Dorothy were living in the 21st century, what would she wear?" is the question behind The Wizard of Oz Ruby Slipper Collection. To celebrate the film's 70th anniversary coming up next year, Warner Bros and Swarovski have commissioned some big name designers to put a fresh new spin on the infamous red shoes. Christian Louboutin, Jimmy Choo, Manolo Blahnik and Stuart Weitzman are a few among the only 19 designers that were chosen to participate in the exhibition.

Sketches from the collection left to right: L.A.M.B. by Gwen Stefani, Sergio Rossi, Betsey Johnson, Jimmy Choo and Moschino.
The shoes will be part of a moving museum that will be debuting on September 4th in the windows of Saks Fifth Avenue in NYC and will all feature jewels from Swarovski. There will also be an auction with all the proceeds going to the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation. I'm dying to hit this up so bad but Jah knows Montreal will not be a stop along the way :(!!

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Sou Sou is Coo Coo


The Ninja Turtles are rejoicing somewhere in the sewers thanks to shoe company Sou Sou



Yeah I don't have much to say here.....thoughts?

Monday, July 14, 2008

Again?


That there is Miss USA 2007 Rachel Smith after her tumble at the Miss Universe pageant and apparently Miss USA 2008 Crystle Stewart went and did the same thing at this year's pageant as well. Did I mention that they both fell during the evening gown competition? I couldn't find a tumble still of Crystle Stewart but here's her mugshot.

I do, however, have a vid of both their falls!

Personally I think both of these falls from grace are a true representation of the state of their country. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'm such a bitch

P.S.

P.S. click the title of the previous post to see the vid I'm talking about because lord knows my dumb ass hasn't figured out how to link stuff properly.

Why Cant We Be Friends?


Part of me is laughing but a bigger part is thinking "WTF?!?!" This is some serious rivalry going down in Mexico! I heard about this shizz going down a while ago in the papers but daaaaamn! Punks vs Emos is some serious shit out there!

Herve Leger Makes The Ho In You Look Classy


These fierce dresses that Miss Ri Ri is repping are all by legendary designer (in my mind) Herve Leger who knows that there is a huge whore that lives in all women. Leger's motto towards women has to be the shorter and tighter, the better because he makes scantily clad look all sorts of irresistible. I'm not going to shit talk I have a sick ass legs that kill in anything short and tight so for me these minidresses are absolute heaven on earth.

Work it out Linds

HOT DAMN RI RI

Superstar (shameless social climbing ho) Kim Kardashian became a BIG client of Leger's after her "secret" tape dropped.

EEEKKK! Well look at her now

She's even landed a ball player

So instead of entering an amateur stripping contest to satisfy your inner ho (i know people who've gone that far) just cop one these fantastic mini's. Oh yeah and they'll set you back 1500$-3000$ so save that guap y'all

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Hello Kitty Black Wonder Exhibition


I was a Hello Kitty addict as a child from my school supplies right down to my TV with the matching zapper so my inner 6 year old shat its self when I read about this collaboration. There's a lot of cool pieces being shown in this Hello Kitty, Colette, Chapel of Dawn and Silly Thing exhibition so if you happen to be in Hong Kong between the 17th of July and 3rd of August, you should definitely roll through and check it out.



Oh Thank Jesus!


Finally got around to checking out the full Vogue Italia "Black" issue and I was impressed. Almost all the women looked sexy and timeless but I have to say there was one name on the roster that made me think "Oh hell naw!!!!" and that name was Toccara. For those of you who don't know Toccara is of America's Next Top Model fame for being the vibrant "fat girl". I deff have love for her because it can't be easy being in a modeling competition with nothing but sticks figures and Toccara took her fair share of shit from stylists on the show.

Anyways after ANTM Toccara went from fashion editorial shots like this

To doing more....risque photos like this

and this

Daaaaamn bitch could almost give Buffie The Body a run for her money

Actually scratch that because NO ONE can beat Buffie at her own game. Okay I've really gone off track here but the point is Toccara's Vogue photos turned out pretty well but then again they kinda have to when the Vogue team is working on you.




Love how they still got her titties in there somehow and how low are her nips situated?

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Go Loco at Poco Loco

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Missbehave mag and Nikita Clothing are throwing a bash so make way this Saturday for some FREE tacos and chill beats from super stylist Radio Rose from Around The Way Girls.


On another note tomorrow's date is 7/11 which means its free slurpee day at participating 7-11's!
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If your local 7-11 isn't down with giving out free slurpee's then complain to your local congressman on the real lol.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

My Hair-itage

PS I'm black if this hasn't been evident, I'm actually not sure if it has so I just wanted clear the air now. After surfing through the usual sites I hit up I came across this amazing movie.

After doing some more research I found out that it's actually a documentary called My Nappy Roots: A Journey Through Black Hair-itage and that I'm 3 years late for the premiere but I got here when I could. I love being black and I've never been ashamed of it in any way but it's refreshing to know that something like this is out there that doesn't just explain but also educates other races (and black people as well) about our hair. Growing up in a white community and being asked questions like "Can I touch it?" or "Why is your hair like that?" really pissed the hell out of my 8 year old ass and my usual answer was "I don't know that's just way it is. Why don't you go ask your mom or something?". Obviously I know now that being educated about black hair isn't something that most white people would have at the top of their list just like I'm too busy to learn about Ramadan (is that right?) but now there's no excuses. So I'm gonna cop a copy of this fo sho while eating some KFC and drinking Colt 45!!!!!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Creep On, Switch It Up and Forget the Scrubs

Recently all of my girls have been having ridiculous man troubles and when they're all going through it at the same time, it's not good. So I've decided to send them some TLC (I'm not talking about that tender loving care crap either). So if you love your cheating man and can't seem to leave him then creep on the down low.

No official vid was made for the next single but the jist of it is if he's sweating you about your business then erase and replace.

If all else fails then forget the scrub and move on.

P.S. This doesn't apply to all men out there, but I had to post this because girls are straight tripping and chilling out to a girl anthem gets them back on top!