Since The Other Kind of Bang Isn't Happening Right Now...

I decided to get bangs

Who Says Models Can't Skateboard?

Nicole Trunfio is one of my fav models and now I find out she can skateboard too! She just went up in my books

It's Been Kinda Suspect In The Dipset Camp Lately...

I love Dipset and no hate or anything but what the fuck has been going on with them lately? First I see the new video for the "Pop Champagne" remix and besides saying some lame ass lines, they're just giving each other a champagne bath.


Then came the "slapping hoes/Freekey Zeke acting a little too freaky with a cracked out looking Busta/who is that random light skinned motherfucker talking shit" video.


Now this fuckery pops up

A Christmas album??!!! Say it ain't so Dipset, say it ain't so!

Straight Disrespect!!!

Yesterday my sister hosted a very important party for a documentary she's been working on and as always I left some part of my outfit to the last minute. I'd had my dress picked out for a while and the color wasn't easiest to match but I thought whatevs I'll find a pair heels no problem. Generally shopping is the thing that brings balance into my life and more specifically shopping for shoes is my mecca. No matter what shit situation comes my way, a shopping trip always does the trick but this was a different story. I hit all usual spots like Saks, Bloomies, BCBG and found nothing so I was starting to freak my shit till I hit Nordstrom's and found "the" pair of shoes. I took a seat while I waited for the sales lady to bring me my new Micheal Kors heels and then shit happened. There I am minding my own business when a random older lady comes to look at some shoes on a display case next to me and out of nowhere she starts backing up and looks at me and says "excuse me". I'm looking back at her just thinking "What the fuck?" but didn't really care since I was about to be 6'1 in a sick pair of heels. Then it hits me. The foulest, nastiest, unbearable, unbelievable, unexplainable stench I've smelled since Maeve stuck her lava shit charred asshole in my face ( a whole other story there). I was beyond overcome with disgust! Bitch dropped a deuce-deuce right there in the designer shoe department of Nordstrom's!! She has the audacity to fart in the presence of Betsey Johnson, Miss Sixty, Moschino and in the name of things holy Dolce & Gabbana!!! I was floored and didn't know what to do but move to another area and realize how classless some people can be. We all fart but c'mon have SOME discreetness when out in public, especially in designer shoe departments!! This ordeal went so beyond myself and I'm not the kind the person that thinks about other people first at all but in that moment I endured for the sake of beautiful shoes. Absolutely classless indeed!

Fun Boyfriend Activty!

Actually I'm not sure if it'd be fun because I've never had a boyfriend but I'll go out on a whim and say that this activity could make or break a relationship. Some fantastic European company has created a condom that measures your true dick size in inches and centimeters or in the metric scale.

The Condometric also comes in flavors like Cherry Rider, Kitana Lima and Papito Banana. MMMMMMMMM sounds delicious! Be sure to click the title post for info on their manifesto and where you can get yourself a box!

Best New Show

With all the young rich kids having their own reality shows lately it was bound to happen that the older ladies would want to step in with their two cents. And so it was on a shitty day of plane delays that I found solace on my 4 hour flight to Palm Beach in the form of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. It's way better then the versions of the gold diggin' wives of Orange County and the whiny Jewish wives of New York because these women actually bring flavor into it. They're bitchier, triller, richer and have wayyyyyy more attitude. I just finished watching the newest episode and all these bitches are just straight crazy! Although Nene's a true psychopath; she's proof of what happens when ghetto marries baller.

Dizzee Racal for Prime Minister