I Guess It'd Look Like This

A couple months ago I read Skinema and I'd recommend it to EVERYONE. If you haven't read it, then get on that now. The jist of it is that Chris Nieratko was suppose to write porn reviews but instead wrote mindless ramblings about his amazingly fucked up life that turned out to be more entertaining then porn anyways at certain points. My favorite story is one in which Nieratko and his friends hire a stripper for a bachelor party or something like that. Anyways the stripper shows up and turns out to be all kinds of cracked out duttiness but she's arrived so what are you gonna do because you still have to pay the bitch. So upon seeing all the narcos around the party she agrees to do tricks in exchange for rocks. Sounds fair and the usual sticking of random ass shit up her twat or ass ensues. To kill the ending for you all her final act is sticking one of the guy's heads up her puss. Now I know that whole can really stretch or else how would you explain childbirth? Either way I found this video, might not be real, that illustrates what this might have looked like. Can't embed it though so click the title post to see what's up. Thoughts???

Another One Bites The Dust

Rudy Ray Moore died a week ago today and if you don't know who he is then you have to cop some of his movies before you die. He was a crazy, politically incorrect, pimping motherfucker who didn't give a fuck! His best movie work was the fly ass pimp character Dolemite. But you might also recognize this mofo from other great works such as Monkey Hustle, Disco Godfather, The Great White Hype, Shaolin Dolemite, Big Money Hu$tla$, Vampire ASSassin and Lil' Pimp just to name a few. I really recommend Lil' Pimp it has everybody from Carmen Electra to Mystikal to William Shatner in that one but see the Dolemite movies first.


Never saw The Human Tornado but I deff back up Dolemite. What I was doing watching it at 10 years old I don't know but it was educational somehow I'm sure of it. Besides acting and producing Moore was also a comedian and musician and made an appearance on Big Daddy Kane's album Taste of Chocolate and did some work with 2 Live Crew. Like always though with all greatness comes a force that shits on it, calls it an artful re-make and tries to charge you 13$ to see it at your local theater. There was suppose to be a re-make of Dolemte starring this guy.

Yeah LL Cool J but they're cutting out the adult nature, the political incorrectness and instead of being a pimp, he's gonna be some random guy who gets framed for crime he didn't do. YAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The movie keeps getting delayed though so I pray that it never sees the light of day like Belly 2 did. Thank God it was a straight to DVD release.

The Invite

Yesterday Michelle and I established that I have nothing to bring into a relationship and after seeing this amazing wedding invite I really don't give a fuck. With very little effort on my part I'm sure my future rents in law would print something like this up for the wedding anyway.

Always On My Mind

My Bitches

Booze

My Bitches

Fashion

My Bitches

Travel

My Bitches

Cock

My Bitches

Britney's Back Bitches

I admit I doubted her for a minute when she went beyond the title of crazy bitch to just straight fucked up. Remember this?

Yeah that's when I thought it was all over but she cleaned up nicely at the VMA's this year and just cause a fellow crazy bitch goes a bit overboard for while doesn't mean it's right to ditch her from the club. With her stressful career I'd be picking the wrong men, drinking and smoking all day, while dropping my babies on their heads daily too. So let's not judge but forgive because this bitch is back on top and looking better then ever!

Nails Did

Life is bleak. A nice manicure makes things better.

They're my real nails by the way