Do Da Stanky Legg

Best thing since Crank Dat

Wax That Azz Wenesday

Never understood all this "hump day" Wednesday hype. I can't focus on how hard one day of the week is going to be to get through when I have some many things pissing me off everyday. Spring time is around the corner and the winter blues are their highest. I keep trying to find things to distract myself but I still fall back into this "winter depression". Plus I'm more annoyed with the small things like paying 2.75$ every time I take the bus then more important things like my family life going up in smoke, so I guess that makes me a bad person according to some people involved. Guess what, YOU CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! The thing that's been making me laugh the most lately has been cracking jokes on people in fake accents with Michelle and talking sex with Maeve. As long as my friends are around it'll all work itself out.

A Spike Lee Joint

Yesterday Spike Lee came to the city for a black history month lecture. Before heading over to hear him I went downtown to do some shopping and at some point my girl friend tells me that Spike is suppose to be doing a signing at HMV which was right next door. I looked out the window and thought "nawww" because the place looked mid day quiet. We checked it out anyways and who should there just chilling in the back but Spike Lee himself.


Security was being a bitch about photos but I got some anyways. Could have cared less about security's rudeness because I walked out with a brand new, freshly autographed DVD box set of some of Spike's best films. Haha suckaaaaaa!

Signed!

I couldn't manage to say anything else but "Hey, Spike Lee" without my voice sounding nervous but he seemed like a chill dude which is always a plus when meeting people like him. The lecture was pretty good too and he schooled some ignorant/misinformed people who actually had the audacity (or balls I guess) to interrupt while he was speaking. The Q & A was terrible but once again some fools got schooled. The moment he finished people bum rushed the stage!

"Who You Be With?"

Thanks to Google's latest project ladies can stop smelling dicks and guys can stop calling Joey Greco. Google Latitude is a new location tool that pin points anyone's location by typing in their cell phone number. Click the tile post for more info. I'm SMDH at the messes this is gonna create. It's a sad day for P.I.'s all over the world but this could be a good thing for Greco who won't have to deal with crazy ass people's bullshit. Anyone remember this?

If you're fucking around and you know your partner's crazy enough to pull Lorena Bobbit status type of stuff, you better step your game up or stop creeping all together!

All I Want For V-Day Is Youuuuuuuuuu!

Blue quilted satin flap shoulder bag by Chanel. At 2,520$ it's not too much to ask for, right?

Makes You Think About Everything Twice

Cam'ron's Coming Back

Seeing as 50 Cent's too busy sticking it to Rick Ross's trifling baby mama now's the time for Cam to revive himself. Hope this interview is a good one and check out the new single.

Halarious Read of the Day

What's The Good Word Postman?

I can't remember the last time I got mail that wasn't complete junk or bills, so when I saw this little package on my bed I almost broke out into song.


I'm on cloud 9 now